Last Night's Dream

1/22/12

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:20:37 +0000

i knew he was using me and i didn’t mind for awhile, but then i grew bored with him, his white on white on white mansion, his dull friends, his mother’s contempt; so when the guy with the torch showed up randomly setting things alight i greeted him with a hug, gave him the grand tour, and split.

12/13/12

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:18:22 +0000

mark billy and i invented glitter bacon balls, tiny little bite sized sparkly balls of bacon, and we were set to be billionaires but our plans came to a halt when we argued over whether they were art or food.

1/12/12

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:17:41 +0000

they asked me why i love you, so i told them.

12/29/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:15:42 +0000

he said we needed to break up and i asked him why, he said, “because you make me feel pregnant” and no more needed to be said. i turned and walked out, not once looking back.

12/26/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:14:47 +0000

he told me not to ask questions about matters that didn’t concern me, but then i found his gun. I asked all the questions i wanted after that.

12/20/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:13:33 +0000

i don’t care what john irving has to say, bears make terrible pets.

12/18/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:12:48 +0000

with just a brush of the skin of my bare foot, all was forgiven.

12/14/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:11:50 +0000

pulled pork.

12/13/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:10:50 +0000

heroin, taxidermy, and christina’s world under the sea.

12/06/11

Toni Tiller — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:09:05 +0000

the revelation that christopher walken is really just large peeled cat.